Saturday, January 28, 2006

Brad Pitt Attends Serious UN Event With Angelina Jolie


"A New Mindset for the UN" was the title of the meeting in Switzerland.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Will Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Get Married ?


There are conflicting reports about this question. Angelina supposedly told Robert Rodriguez that she and Brad would never get married, unless their children asked them to. Meanwhile Brad Pitt reportedly told Fernando Meirelles that he and Jolie were going to get married soon.

This is clearly one of two things; unfortunate miscommunication or strategic misdirection.

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Brad Pitt Is Saddened By His Own Wealth And Beauty


Brad was giving a little Buddhism 101 to the London Sunday Times:
"The three terrible karmas are beauty, wealth and fame. They're the things that stop you from finding true happiness. I've always had this kind of congenital sadness. I see the guy out there (himself on screen) sometimes and I want to beat him up."
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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Jolie-Pitt Is Now The Surname Of Maddox And Zahara



A week after reps for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirmed the couple was expecting a baby, a judge has okayed the addition of Pitt's surname to Jolie's two oldest children.

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Tabloids Have Been Making Stuff Up About Brad And Angelina And Jennifer


I know it's a shocking accusation. So the awkward phone call when Angelina picks up and it's Jennifer on the phone? The considerate heads up about the pregnancy phoned in by Brad to Jennifer? The infamous 'so, what're ya wearin'?' incident?
"All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies"
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Angelina Jolie's Baby Is Proof That She Had Sex With Brad Pitt

It took me several hours to make the connection. This whole Angelina having Brad's baby thing means that they have been having sex with each other.

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Pregnant Angelina Jolie Says: "Yes, I'm pregnant"

BRAD PITT'S BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, according to a report on People magazine's Web site.

The story is that she admitted to being pregnant quite casually to a charity aid worker Monday in the Dominican Republic. Summer is a little over 6 months away, so Angelina may at this point be stating the obvious.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Will Fly Into Outer Space On The Virgin Galactic


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have convinced Richard Branson to take them aboard his Virgin Galactic Spaceship which will lift off in 2010.

The couple have paid £115,000 each to ensure they have a seat on the jet; they will be in the company of Sigourney Weaver, Moby, Robbie Williams and William Shatner among others.

So, if they break up before then, it will be a very awkward flight. I sat between my cousin and his ex-girlfriend at a concert once. I think I'm available for the flight if Brad And Angelina end up needing a buffer.

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

"Angelina Says Wedding Is Off", These Words Help Sell Magazine

The folks at US Weekly know how to put together a magazine cover. I think they were paraphrasing since, in reality, there was never a wedding announcement.


Friday, January 06, 2006

Jennifer Aniston And Gwyneth Paltrow Have Bitchfests About Brad Pitt

Tabloids are reporting that a rapport has been developing between two of Brad Pitt's ex's. Sources say Gwyneth Paltrow has been reaching out to Jennifer Aniston and that the two have lots of phone and email conversations.

One can only assume that the chat centers around Brad's shortcomings.

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Brad The Dad Takes Maddox Shopping



Someone who can draw a crowd like Brad Pitt must thank his lucky stars that America's retail sector has moved in to 'Big Box' stores far away from urban downtowns.

He was able toy shop for toys for Maddox and himself ( super-soakers and $100 golf clubs ) in relative peace for over an hour. The female sales staff did ask for autographs.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Brad Pitt Tells Court Hearing His Adoption Case That He Intends To Marry Angelina Jolie



Tabloids have lawyers for all the obvious reasons, but sometimes they get to quote them. Evan Schaeffer told the Daily Mirror the following:
"Under American law, adoption is a profound and significant act. It normally doesn't take place unless there's already been a marriage. Thus it's reasonable to infer that a marriage is around the corner for Brad and Angelina."
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Monday, January 02, 2006

Brad Pitt Proposal Engagement Wedding Blah Blah Blah



Earlier 'reports' had Brad Pitt proposing marriage to Angelina Jolie on an almost daily basis.

Now there are 'reports' that he is out shopping for an engagement ring.

Um, don't you think he would have had a ring on him when he proposed all those times?

The interesting thing is that most of the rumors have these two doing very conventional things. Maybe someone working at the rumor mill should stop for a minute and realize that these are not conventional people.
"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
Brad Pitt, 2000

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt May Head For France



Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt are reportedly keen to follow in the footsteps of actor partners Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and make the France their permanent base.

Given the fact that they both tend to choose movie projects with isolated locations, and the fact that Jolie is very involved in international aid and development, there is no pressing reason to have a home base in California.

Maybe they'll be like Pitt's friend George Clooney and shoot the occasional movie right in their own backyard. Oceans Twelve was shot around Lake Como, Italy.

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