Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Brad is to Angelina as Kevin is to Britney? Say it isn't so

Reporters are using Kevin and Britney adjectives and verbs in their Brad and Angelina stories. Special sources that are mysteriously referred to as 'sources' tell reporters that Brad is out partying while Angelina is at home feeling abandoned and paranoid.

It's important to note that Angelina always appeared to be confident and self reliant while living as a single mom with Maddox. It's also important to note that Angelina has lots of upcoming movie work. The sources that told reporters about some promise to take a year off of work for the baby should have told IMDb as well.


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